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Shitty Tanks - The BDR G1B by DerangedMeowMeow Shitty Tanks - The BDR G1B by DerangedMeowMeow
I play the online game WoT (World of Tanks), because I like tanks. Well, that was until the developers of said game released the French tanks.

You see, there are real bad-ass tanks and there are really bad ass-tanks. By experience this is the winner of the latter thus far. The amount of mental pain, suffering and frustration generated by this one tank exceeds all the others combined, French or not (and I've only crawled up the Heavy tank tree).

Well, enough game-babble. So what does an artist do with all this negative energy..? well, he use it for something creative of course. Hence this image made in Flash. Enjoy!

Note: The French tanks in the game WoT, as represented by the sweet and kind professionals at Wargaming.net, does not necessarily represent those of the real French tanks from WW II...

...but it would explain why the Nazis blitzed the shit out of them... ;)
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Enigmaticmuffin Jan 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
B1's actually gave the PzIV divisions trouble in WWII.

and for the love of god, the BDR is not THAT bad. the 90mm on it is pretty damn good. tank itself is meh though. I'm rockin' in my 50B nowadays
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:iconjdunk1971:
I like it!   You nailed this one.
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:iconcolonelbsacquet:
"does not necessarily represent those of the real French tanks from WW II..."

Well, WoT isn't really a game of simulation, more like an arcade-game.
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Hunter12396 Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love the french tanks
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red10002 Jan 7, 2013  Student General Artist
me too. The b1 is good at time.
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Hunter12396 Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
somua sau-40 is OP with prem but yea i like b1 too
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red10002 Jan 8, 2013  Student General Artist
that is good i have a b1 and i kill 5 people in one battle
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:iconmaxterran:
LOLOLOL THAT TINCAN I ONCE GET TO SHOOT ONE IN A STANDERD BATTLE IN MY T11OE5 IS WAS EPIC!!!
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:iconrogue284:
After grinding through so many pos french tanks this one made me give up french tanks and switch to artillery. At least with the b1 I had some good matches. We won a lopsided 4 vs 9 match after most of our team comitted virtuall suicide. Just me in my B1, a Hetzer, a tier III arty and a Lee. Wish I had that match recorded.
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:icontemporal-and-spacial:
Actually with the 90mm this tank plays like a KV with the 107 pre-7.4. The improved MM certainly helps, but it's always satisfying when I pop a tier VII in the thing. Sure it's armor cannot protect it from most tier V weapons in a knife fight, but it's a moot point when you possess the only 90mm cannon in a tier V tank.

But yeah, without it the 90mm it rolls around like a moving target that fires rounds that either bounces or simply does not cause enough damage.
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